"FRACTURED OPERETTAS" With apologies to the melodies in "Carmen", "La Donna e Mobile", and "It was Fascination". THREE Dysfunctional Operatic Songs Sung by Ace Wacky Words & all the rest of this verbiage Copyright (c) 1998 Azar Attura |
"Ode to Fossil Fuel" Copyright (c) 2000 Azar Attura. (A song about Love's Labors Loused) |
"Didn't I tell ya to make dose Sunday Brunch reservations??? Eh??!! " Copyright (c) 2000 Azar Attura. Call ahead, to avert disasters! |
With apologies to Lerner and Lowe (and Rogers & Hammerstein, too?) "Get Me Into Bed on Time" (aka:"I Hate to Get Up in the Morning") "And They Call Me a Cockeyed Octopus" "There's No Fishes Like Gold Fishes" (I sat in my office cubicle one dull & boring day, creating these songs -- they thought I wuz working at my desk....) (Wacky words Copyright (c) 1990 Azar Attura) |
"FRACTURED OPERETTAS" With apologies to the melodies in "Carmen", "La Donna e Mobile", and "It was Fascination". THREE Dysfunctional Operatic Songs Sung by Ace Wacky Words & all the rest of this verbiage Copyright (c) 1998 Azar Attura |
"You Are My Heart's Delight" an A-Capella Doo-Wop song. Words AND Music Copyright (c) 2000 Azar Attura I swear, I woke up one morning with one of the cats on my chest, and I started singing this love song to her. Then I got up and wrote the rest of the song in the kitchen (We wuz hungry). |
"Ode to Bronx Cuisine" (Sung to the tune of "These are a Few of My Favorite Things") A Deeelicious song of select Bronx Comestibles!!! Words Copyright (c) 2000 Azar Attura |
"Clean up Your Room!!!! (Sung to the tune of an obscure Thelonius Monk arrangement -- the name of which I will find and post on this page) This is a persuasive, succinct suffering plea of a parent, set to a syncopated jazz beat -- telling a kid to "clean up your room!!!" Words Copyright (c) 2001 Azar Attura |
Ya know -- DIS REALLY BREAKS MY HEART !!!!! All the time (and fun!) I spent singing these songs for your edification or mortification -- and there's no longer any support for them!!! Oh well, bear with me. I will have to record them on a CD and then download them, as time permits. Meanwhile-- CLICK on the buttons below and read the woids to dese songs!! Or -- if you see me, ask me to sing them for you!!!! |
"The Day-Old Pastry Song" (With apologies to Harry Belafonte!!) Oy! How many times have I counted my spare change and walked into the local Bistro -- hoping that there would be some day-old pastry choices (not dessicated, but somewhat moist and life-like!) that I could consume at half the price!! Words Copyright (c) 2001 Azar Attura |
