OdesdeAce

(A song about Love's Labors Loused)

"Didn't I tell ya to make dose Sunday Brunch reservations??? Eh??!! "

Call ahead, to avert disasters!

With apologies to Lerner and Lowe (and Rogers & Hammerstein, too?)

"Get Me Into Bed on Time" (aka:"I Hate to Get Up in the Morning")

"And They Call Me a Cockeyed Octopus"

"There's No Fishes Like Gold Fishes"

(I sat in my office cubicle one dull & boring day, creating

these songs -- they thought I wuz working at my desk....)

"FRACTURED OPERETTAS"

With apologies to the melodies in "Carmen", "La Donna e Mobile", and "It was Fascination".

THREE Dysfunctional Operatic Songs Sung by Ace

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"You Are My Heart's Delight" an A-Capella Doo-Wop song.

I swear, I woke up one morning with one of the cats on my chest, and I started singing this love song to her. Then I got up and wrote the rest of the song in the kitchen (We wuz hungry).

"Ode to Bronx Cuisine"

(Sung to the tune of "These are a Few of My Favorite Things")

A Deeelicious song of select Bronx Comestibles!!!

"Clean up Your Room!!!!

(Sung to the tune of an obscure Thelonius Monk arrangement -- the name of which I will find and post on this page)

This is a persuasive, succinct suffering plea of a parent, set to a syncopated jazz beat -- telling a kid to "clean up your room!!!"

Ya know -- DIS REALLY BREAKS MY HEART !!!!! All the time (and fun!) I spent singing these songs for your edification or mortification -- and there's no longer any support for them!!! Oh well, bear with me. I will have to record them on a CD and then download them, as time permits.

Meanwhile-- CLICK on the buttons below and read the woids to dese songs!!

Or -- if you see me, ask me to sing them for you!!!!

"The Day-Old Pastry Song"

(With apologies to Harry Belafonte!!)

Oy! How many times have I counted my spare change and walked into the local Bistro -- hoping that there would be some day-old pastry choices (not dessicated, but somewhat moist and life-like!) that I could consume at half the price!!