"The Day-Old Pastry Song"

With Apologies to Harry Belafonte!!!

Copyright © Azar "Ace" Attura 2001

Day-Old!! Day-ay-ay Old!!

Day-Old Pastry all I can afford!

Day-Old!! Day-ay-ay Old!!

Day-Old Pastry all I can afford....

Come Mister Boss-Man, pay me some money!!!

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

I want scones with clotted cream and honey!!!

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

Two-pence, Six-pence, Eight-pence  NONE!!!

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

Where's my fresh-baked cinnamon bun??!!!

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

One day I'll win the Lot-te-ry!!!

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

Then your meals will be on ME!! <:-)

(Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!)

Day-Old!! Da-ay-ay Old!!

Please come back mon, I'll sing you some more!!!

Much of my creative works are created just after waking up, just before payday or during a dull  and boring session behind the desk in my 8X8 cubicle.

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi  you didn't see her pass by???

(a quote from Marx  perhaps Groucho)