"The Day-Old Pastry Song" With Apologies to Harry Belafonte!!! Copyright © Azar "Ace" Attura 2001 Day-Old!! Day-ay-ay Old!! Day-Old Pastry all I can afford! Day-Old!! Day-ay-ay Old!! Day-Old Pastry all I can afford.... Come Mister Boss-Man, pay me some money!!! (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) I want scones with clotted cream and honey!!! (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) Two-pence, Six-pence, Eight-pence NONE!!! (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) Where's my fresh-baked cinnamon bun??!!! (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) One day I'll win the Lot-te-ry!!! (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) Then your meals will be on ME!! <:-) (Day-Old Pastry, all I can afford!) Day-Old!! Da-ay-ay Old!! Please come back mon, I'll sing you some more!!! Much of my creative works are created just after waking up, just before payday or during a dull and boring session behind the desk in my 8X8 cubicle. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi you didn't see her pass by??? (a quote from Marx perhaps Groucho) |
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